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FENCE OF GAI-ARGH

Hi! I'm Zohar! And when i'm not a angry Israeli Jew that gets mad at everything in this site i'm just yet another fandom blog!

Posts tagged hahahahaha

Sep 12 '14
Sep 11 '14

theghettometalhead:

You think he’s a man of his word?

#TeamDuckHunt

Sep 8 '14
4thdslip:

hardcoregamermagazine:

Super Smash Bros.? More Like Super Sword Bros.
It’s great we’re being exposed to these new characters, but why are we getting so many swords? Has the wide range of Nintendo characters finally hit a wall? Could they not think of anyone else from their long, historic franchises to include? And to connect them even further, most of them are all proportionately-sized human characters. They’re all practically clones of each other. 
Go see!

Oh my fucking god, I’m laughing so hard. An actual article about “2 many swordz” in Smash Bros. The article includes the following:
- Pit is listed as a swordsman.- Are they running out of Nintendo characters?- I could name 20 BETTER non-sword wielding characters. *names none*- “They’re all practically clones of each other.” (actual copypasted sentence)- A hilarious and timely Soul Calibur joke.
Today’s gaming journalism, as written by pissed off 4chan users.

4thdslip:

hardcoregamermagazine:

Super Smash Bros.? More Like Super Sword Bros.

It’s great we’re being exposed to these new characters, but why are we getting so many swords? Has the wide range of Nintendo characters finally hit a wall? Could they not think of anyone else from their long, historic franchises to include? And to connect them even further, most of them are all proportionately-sized human characters. They’re all practically clones of each other. 

Go see!

Oh my fucking god, I’m laughing so hard. An actual article about “2 many swordz” in Smash Bros. The article includes the following:

- Pit is listed as a swordsman.
- Are they running out of Nintendo characters?
- I could name 20 BETTER non-sword wielding characters. *names none*
- “They’re all practically clones of each other.” (actual copypasted sentence)
- A hilarious and timely Soul Calibur joke.

Today’s gaming journalism, as written by pissed off 4chan users.

Sep 2 '14
thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

Sep 2 '14

(Source: skyphoi)

Aug 30 '14
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14

ottercopter:

gourmetknights:

GameInformer took points off of X and Y’s review score because it ‘still feels like a Pokemon game’

Well what the fuck do they expect it to feel like

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Aug 29 '14
g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

(Source: dvrkn)

Aug 29 '14

apolloniangasket:

obfuscobble:

isaia:

It’s always funny when a cartoon show reaches an unexpected demographic outside of its marketed viewership.

Though when a show has something special, anyone can appreciate scream and cry over it it really

You missed one.

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ACCURATE

'Yes! Blow Megatron up, Optimus!'
'Yes! Blow Megatron, Optimus!'